Things I heard myself say today…
Which tattoo do you want? (the temporary ones)
Please put that in a tissue. That is what tissues are FOR!
I’m taking pictures so I can laugh about this some day.
Why are you apologizing as you come into the room? What have you done?
Please don’t pick your toe fuzzies while you’re eating breakfast.
Isn’t it amazing what we say when little ones are in our home?